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While two families were waiting in line to see the

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:09:35 +0000

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. “My name is Joshua. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Adam,” replied the second. “My daddy is a doctor. What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Joshua. Adam proudly replied, “My daddy is a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Joshua. “No, just the regular kind,” replied Adam.

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A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but disc

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:09:22 +0000

A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won’t orgasm. So he takes the problem to his doctor who explains that maybe fantasy sex is the answer.So the man hires a young, charming male escort and has him stand naked while waving a towel over the couple as they are having sex. They try it but to no avail.The man goes back to his doctor who suggests trying things the opposite way around, with the escort having sex with the woman whilst the man waves the towel.Now becoming desperate, the man gets the same escort and tries the doctor’s method. Soon the woman bursts into a great orgasm and the man throws down the towel, taps the escort on the shoulder and shouts triumphantly, “See, thats how you wave a bloody towel!”

After having their 11th child

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:09:09 +0000

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me” So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . “, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

by 5

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:07:28 +0000

by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They strip him and lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He’s standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and out steps a gorgeous blonde, stark naked, with a sign saying “If you catch me, I’m yours.” He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed. Before he knows it, he’s running all over the gym, up the ladders, down the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he’s about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure enough, he lost exactly 5 kg. He’s back on the street and starts to think. “Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time…” So he races back to the gym and says, “I want to lose 20 more kg.” “No problem,” says the manager. Again he strips, and is led to the large gym. This time he’s standing by the door when it opens. Out comes a gorilla with a sign “If I catch you, you’re mine.”

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aOne day

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:13:57 +0000

aOne day, there was a customer talked about fish with me by a big fish pond.”I kept many big fish in my home pond” the customer said.”What’s your fish size?” I asked.”Bigger than yours.” He made a gap of about 16—-18 inches between his two forefingers.”That isn’t just big fish, big money as well. You know the same size fish for sale in our pond about 400 quid each.” I said.”Yes! I know.” There was obviously a smile on his face, he was a little proud.”How long have you kept them?” I asked.”About 10 years.” He told me.”You are a very good fish keeper.” I praised him.”Of course, I am! Did you know all of my fish were originally bought from you.” His chest became a little bigger.”They were our fish.” I said.”Yes! That’s true!” He put his thumb up toward me.Both of us were laughing.”I need another fish pond now indeed.” He said.”You can set up another fish pond by the original one then link up the two ponds together and make the water run from this pond to that pond like nature flow, the fish could swim from this pond to the other too. It should be wonderful!” I said by my poor English with the necessary body language.”Yes, I will, but the problem is I have to move into a new house in the near future.” He said.”Don’t worry, you can talk with our manager and sent your fish here for a holiday, we will expertly look after your fish, after you settle down, you can come and take your fish back to your new pond ” I said acted as a manager seemingly at the moment.”Yes, good idea! But…” He paused and looked around.”What’s the any more problem?” I eagerly wanted to know and try to help him.”Where is my wife? Talking about fish, I forgot the another half, now I have to forget the fish and looking for my wife.” He showed me a naughty smile, turned back and darted（突进，投掷） to indoor.”Don’t worry, if you lost your wife go to the information desk!” I shouted to him as he has ran away.

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He was the president of a major advertising firm a

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:13:42 +0000

He was the president of a major advertising firm and I was a very young management consultant. I had been recommended to him by one of his employees who had seen my work and thought I had something to offer. I was nervous. At that stage in my career, it wasn’t very often that I got to talk to the president of a company. The appointment was at 10:00 a.m., for one hour. I arrived early. Promptly at 10, I was ushered into a large and airy room, with furniture upholstered in bright yellow. He had his shirtsleeves rolled up and a mean look on his face. “You’ve only got 20 minutes,” he barked. I sat there, not saying a word. “I said, you’ve only got 20 minutes.” Again, not a word. “Your time’s ticking away. Why aren’t you saying anything?” “They’re my 20 minutes,” I replied. “I can do whatever I want with them.” He burst into laughter. We then spoke for an hour and a half. I got the job.

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A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff a

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:13:22 +0000

A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in Summer Camp.He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.The counselor asked, “Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?”The kid answered, “Did you ever have a mother?”
Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, a young girl said unhappily, “Mom, do you realize some poor animal suffered so you could have that?”Her mother shot her an angry look, “How dare you talk about your father like that?”

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Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in th

fhyytrh0596 — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:11:26 +0000

Once there was an old man sitting on a bench in the park crying. A younger man walked up to him and asked “What’s wrong?” The old man replied “I am married to a sexy 21 year old woman who gives me two blowjobs a day and we have sex the minute I get home from work and right after dinner.” The young man had a strange look on his face and asked “What’s so bad about that? It sounds to me like you have a great sex life.” The old man replied “I can’t remember where I live!”

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